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DICKINSON LIBERAL.

The annual production of steel pens amounts to $4,000,000.

The millionaire John George left almost his entire estate to founda boarding school to educate Quaker children.

Byron-a dandy of sorrows and acquainted with grief-good, generous, hapless Byron, and yet when he died he was only a Kraftsman.

An Irishman, who had on a very ragged coat, was asked of what stuff it was made. "Bedad, I don't know!" said he, "but I think the most of it is made of air."

Bright student: "What animal is never dead broke?" Classmate: "Give it up." Bright student: "The bull-frog, because he always has a green-back."-Ex.
"If I were you," the schoolboy said,
Before his teacher quailing,
"I'd go and I'd a sailor be-
You are so fond of whaling!"
-Charleston Enterprise.

The Prince of Wales seems to take a fancy to the great personages of America. He has at last honored Marlborough house by entertaining Buffalo Bill there as a guest.

Undressed kid is the favorite material for slippers, says a fashionable journal. It may be added that slippers are not the favorite material with the undressed kid.-Living Church.

A Russian engineer claims to have discovered a process of reducing petroleum to the form of crystals, which may be esily and safely transported to any distance and then reconverted into liquid form.

The bread of Emperor William is not buttered. Well, poor fellow, he ought to be thankful. Undoubtedly many of his subjects would be willing to excuse the butter if they could only get the bread.