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NOT ACQUAINTED.

In London--Lord Noddle (to Mr. Blaine)-- I saw your distinguished countrymau yester-day. Blaine--Whom do you mean? "Why, Buffalo Bill. You know him, of course. "No, I have never seen him." Lord Noodle (aside to a friend)--This man Blaine is an imposter. He is not acquainted with his own country.--Arkansas Traveler.